Normally, I'm not a big fan of long distance coach travel. To be honest, I hate city buses, and most other modes of public transit, but there's something about long distance bus travel that really kills me...unlike on trains, I can't read because I'll get dizzy, I can't get up and walk around, and I can't really stretch my legs. It doesn't help that some of my least favourite travel memories involve long distance bus trips: getting puked on in China...having a prepubescent Moroccan youth attempt to feel me up...sitting next to snoring/drooling/smelly/generally unpleasant people at various times...Anyhow, all that being said, long distance coach trips in Turkey have been surprisingly bearable; they tend to be very clean and well maintained vehicles that depart and arrive on time, make a reasonable number of pit stops, they tend to be quite quiet (apparently there are rules against cellphone use when the coach is in motion), and there's always an attendant wearing an impeccably ironed white shirt and tie, who walks up and down the aisle handing out free cookies, beverages, hand sanitizer and wet naps, and occasionally sprays an aerosol air freshener in strategic spots, in case there are any seriously stinky passengers on board. All that being said, I am definitely not itching to take any more 10+ hour bus rides any time soon, whether they be in Turkey or elsewhere; in five days I've taken two overnight buses, and am feeling a little worse for wear.
A couple of anecdotes from my bus trip from Goreme to Antakya:
I think I must have shared a bus with some local Cappadocian celebrity last night, because when I got to the bus station at midnight, there was a crowd of at least a couple dozen young Turkish guys and older villagers who had come out to send off what appeared to be a normal looking guy, around 20-years-old, pretty skinny, in a red sweater and blue baseball cap, and slightly pimply. In the span of the ten minutes between when I arrived at the bus stop and when it departed, the little guy was tossed onto his friends' shoulders and into the air multiple times, the object of extended cheers and applause, and exchanged kisses and handshakes with every person present at least twice. When the bus began to pull away, the crowd went nuts...there were tears, cheers, one guy pulled out a giant Turkish flag, seemingly out of no where, and started to wave it like a maniac, and a handful of especially energetic young men decided to run along side the bus. It was an impressive scene, to say the least. This all leads me to ask, who the hell was the young man at the centre of this massive showing of love and support? Since it was a long bus ride, I had some time to come up with a few hypotheses: 1. He's heading off to start his mandatory military service; 2. He's a genius and is moving to the big city or overseas to study; 3. He was on his way to propose marriage to some lucky lady (If that's the send off he gets for just getting on a bus, can you imagine what that bachelor/stag party would be like??); 4. He's the town pest, and they're just happy to be done with him...okay, none of these hypotheses are particularly satisfying, especially since they don't really explain the Turkish flag business, but I'm working with limited information. I have a fifth theory that he's an athletic phenom on his way to a major competition, but given his very small build, I'm doubtful.
Also happening on my latest bus ride was my encounter with
My Moroccan Grand-Daddy, part two, a senior-aged Turkish man. As many of you already know, one of my more cringe-worthy stories from my year in Paris involved an elderly Moroccan gentleman who I met in Morocco, and his failure to seduce me when he later made a trip to Paris...anyhow, on the bus down to Antakya, I wound up sitting next to the aforementioned Turkish grand-daddy, and for the most part it was very pleasant. He didn't speak much English, and I clearly don't speak any Turkish beyond the most basic phrases (hello, good bye, thank you, how much is that watermelon?), so after exchanging a few smiles, and formal greetings, it's not like we had a whole lot to chat about. That being said, our inability to verbally communicate with one another didn't stop Turkish Grand-Daddy from repeatedly poking me in the dimple on my left cheek, patting me on the knee, and chuckling to himself. At first I thought it was kind of amusing, but after the sixth or seventh time, it became decidedly less cute.
I arrived in Antakya (also known as Hatay or Antioch) yesterday morning, and in a couple of hours I'll be making my way down to the Syrian border. I'm a little nervous about the border situation, since I don't have an entry-visa in my passport yet, and I've heard that it can be a bit of a hassle trying to arrange it at the border. Moreover, I
really don't want to be rejected at the border if it means having to come back to Antakya...there's no way to sugar coat this, Antakya is kind of a crappy little town; in the twenty-four hours that I've been here, there's been little to do except buy baklava and a really 'special' cheese-based dessert that I wouldn't recommend. In any case, with a little luck and a lot of charm, the next time I write, I'll be coming to you from Aleppo!!